Tips of the Trade….
Here at the Bello, in an aim for a more harmonious world, we share day to day tricks and tips we have used, just to make life a little easier..
#3 How to be green.
kermit the frog is green. i want to be green. i buy green clothes. i have bought a green car. I paint myself green (special organic odour free paint ofcourse). I have eaten green food die until I became green (it was sort of a puse green) . I talk green. I once rented a large green runner bean costume. I have green underpants, and green socks. i like green grass.
jeffrey (green) richardson
#2 How to save water.
It’s a little know fact that your saliva, is, infact, very good at cleaning dishes. it contains an enzyme that breaks down grease and fat. my little trick to save water recently has been to clean all my dishes, pots, pans, toilets, with…. that’s right, my tongue. works really well. don’t you know. brilliant for getting into the awkward corners and cracks. you can also ask your guests to help at the end of the meal, it leaves dishes with a bright shine and provides you with a final, tasty course if you’ve had a sticky dinner. brilliant.
jeffrey richardson
#1 Saving on the washing… Get four days wear out of your pants/underwear..
Day 1- wear as normal
Day 2 – reverse pants
Day 3 – turn inside out
Day 4- reverse again..
I have been doing this for many years now with no adverse side affects and would recomend it whole heartedly..
Best of luck
Adam Burt-Jones
#2
Ben Freeman said,
January 25, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Never eat yellow snow